British Airway’s Flight

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A British Airway’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers:
“Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic-looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over the roar of those big engines, sweetie – could you please put up your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,”Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, bitch!”

More dvd’s

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I knew I liked TV series stargate but today I think I went a bit too far when I ordered Stargate SG-1 Season 3,4,5,6,7 Box Sets.
On a slightly different note, I think that I’ve finally got the bugs fixed in my site.

DVD’s & CD’s

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Its amazing how much we spend on dvd’s and cd’s,
I ‘ve just checked out how many films i’ve bought from play.com
Hollow Man (Region 2 DVD)
X-Men – The Movie (Region 2 DVD)
Gogs – Complete Collection (Region 2 DVD)
Labyrinth (Region 2 DVD)
Sebastiane (Region 2 DVD)
Monty Python’s Life Of Brian (Region 2 DVD)
A.I. – Artificial Intelligence (2001) (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (5.1/DTS) (Region 2 DVD)
Moulin Rouge (2001) (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Beethoven (Region 2 DVD)
Spider-Man (2002) (2 Discs) (Spiderman) (Region 2 DVD)
Chocky (Region 2 DVD)
The Sims: Deluxe Edition (PC)
Star Wars: Episode 1 / Episode 2 Box Set (4 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
28 Days Later (2002) (Region 2 DVD)
Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert (CD)
Akira: 2 Disc Edition (Anime) (Region 2 DVD)
Ghost In The Shell (Special Edition) (Region 2 DVD)
Ichi The Killer (Anime) (Region 2 DVD)
Johnny English (Region 2 DVD)
Red Dwarf – Complete Series 1 (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Red Dwarf – Complete Series 2 (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Red Dwarf – Complete Series 3 (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Red Dwarf – Complete Series 4 (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Puppet Master (1989) (Region 2 DVD)
Puppet Master 2 (Region 2 DVD)
The Sixth Sense – Collector’s Edition (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Underworld (2 Discs) (5.1/DTS) (Region 2 DVD)
The Matrix Revolutions (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Hellsing – Vol. 1: Impure Souls (Region 2 DVD)
Hellsing – Vol. 2: Blood Brothers (Region 2 DVD)
Hellsing – Vol. 3: Search And Destroy (Region 2 DVD)
Hellsing – Vol. 4: Eternal Damnation (Region 2 DVD)

HOLIDAY

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YAY only three weeks until i’m on holiday. I’ve decided to take three weeks off, the first week is to get myself together and then the second & third week I’ll be in Spain.

Men’s Restroom

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On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant
noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said,” You ! may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall.” He did what he needed to, and as he sat
there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was
identified by letters:
WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn’t resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’s restrooms don’t have
nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a
fragilescent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies
restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the
powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button
which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
“What happened?” he exclaimed. “You pushed one too many buttons,” replied
the nurse.
“The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
is under your pillow.”