1. Know anything about a car, other than its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Build a shed
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab while walking
17. Pee out a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on a stranger’s clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep while you have a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get in a round
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Admit that men are better drivers
33. Eat a phal curry
34. Get to the point
35. Buy plain envelopes
36. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
37. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying, “I’m cold”
38. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
39. Avoid credit card debt
40. Dive into a pool
41. Assemble furniture
42. Form a rock group
43. Set a video recorder
44. Not try and change you
45. Watch a war film
46. Understand why flirting results in violence
47. Spend a day by themselves
48. Go to the toilet by themselves
49. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
50. Choose a video quickly