At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’
\nside of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good). We always hear “the
\nrules” from the female point of view… Now here are the rules from the male
\nside.. These are our rules!
\nPlease note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!
\n1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
\n1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it
\ndown. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about
\nyou leaving it down.
\n1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let
\nit be.
\n1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
\nway.
\n1. Crying is blackmail.
\n1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
\nwork! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
\n1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
\n1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what
\nwe do.
\nSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
\n1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
\n1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
\nall comments become null and void after 7 Days.
\n1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t expect us to
\nact like soap opera guys.
\n1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
\n1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
\nmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
\n1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
\nNot both.
\nIf you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
\n1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
\ncommercials.
\n1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
\n1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
\nexample, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
\nwhat mauve is.
\n1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
\n1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s
\nwrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
\n1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you
\ndon’t want to hear.
\n1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
\nfine…Really.
\n1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
\nsuch topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
\n1. You have enough clothes.
\n1. You have too many shoes..
\n1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
\n1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
\ntonight;
\nBut did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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