WOMAN’S POEM.
\nBefore I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep.
\nOne who’s handsome, smart and strong, who loves to listen all day long.
\nOne who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
\nI pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
\nPulls out my chair and opens my door , Massages my back and lots more.
\nSend me a man who’ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
\n“how big is my behind?”
\nI pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very
\nbest friend.
\nMAN’S POEM…
\nI pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a pub
\nand a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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