How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the dog’s point of view….
\nGOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Let’s go and play Frisbee, then I can gaze into your eyes and tell you how much I looooove you being my best friend…..
\nBORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
\nDACHSHUND: You know I can’t reach that stupid bulb!
\nROTTWEILER: Make me.
\nLAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
\nMALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
\nJACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
\nPOODLE: I’ll blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
\nCOCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.
\nDOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the sofa.
\nBOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
\nMASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
\nCHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
\nIRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover
\nand……….
\nPOINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
\nGREYHOUND: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
\nAUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle, monitor the perimeter to ensure no one got in or out while it was dark….
\nOLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
\nHOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
\nAnd the CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and I am not one of them. So, the question is, how long will it be before I get some light in here, a gentle massage and some dinner?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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