A British Airway’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers:
\n“Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super.”
\nOn his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
\nexotic-looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over the roar of those big engines, sweetie – could you please put up your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
\nShe calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a
\nPrincess. I take orders from no one.”
\nTo which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,”Well,
\nsweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.
\nTray-up, bitch!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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