On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
\nthe men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant
\nnoticed his predicament.
\nSir, she said,” You ! may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
\nany of the buttons on the wall.” He did what he needed to, and as he sat
\nthere he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was
\nidentified by letters:
\nWW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
\nHe couldn’t resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
\nhis bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’s restrooms don’t have
\nnice things like this.
\nAnticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
\nthe warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
\nthe PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a
\nfragilescent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies
\nrestroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the
\npowder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button
\nwhich he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
\nNext thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
\nA nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
\n“What happened?” he exclaimed. “You pushed one too many buttons,” replied
\nthe nurse.
\n“The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
\nis under your pillow.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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