When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
\nhim, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he Had
\nsex.
\n“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
\nJane explained to him what sex was.
\nTarzan said, “Oh,…Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
\nHorrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
\nyou how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on
\nthe ground.
\n“Here” she said, “you must put it in here.”
\nTarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood,
\nstepped closer, and then gave her mighty kick right in the crotch!
\nJane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
\nEventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed:
\n“What did you do that for?”
\nTarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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